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  • amitjoey
    12-12 03:41 PM
    Hi all,

    This forum is full of smart people. So I want to throw my situation out there to get some advice from all of you. I am into 7th year of my H1 with by labor with PD of Sep 2002. At the rate things are moving, I am running out of patience here.

    Things took an interesting turn last week, when a mid sized Software co. is willing to outsource me some of their work. Given the size of the opportunity, I will need to go to India to setup a team of 5 to 6 ppl. The co. is pretty eager and willing to offer some of the finanical guarantees I have asked for.

    So my question is, should I take this opportunity and say good bye to GC? Or I should be patient as there may be a need to be in US to grow my outsourcing biz, in case it jump starts well. What would you do if you were presented this opportunity and you had the enterpreurial spirits to pull it off.

    I would be eager to see what people say here.


    You really do not have to say good bye to GC. If your labor has been cleared, you can apply I-140 Premium processing with your present company. Apply perm and I-140 with this new mid sized company. Transfer PD to new I-140 with new company. Go to India to start your company have them outsource to you. GC is for future anyways, work on your new enterprise in India for 1-2-3 years untill your pd becomes current (whenever that happens). At that point you have an option to file I-485. You can still continue in India, with an option to returning or decide at that point if you want to stay in the USA for 2-3 months every-year to maintain GC for 5 years to become US Citizen.





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  • coopheal
    08-01 09:23 AM
    I forgot my password, and security question’s answer.
    Is there a phone number on which I can call to get my password reset?

    FYI - USCIS web site where you create your account is https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/index.jsp





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  • pcs
    07-17 09:39 AM
    IF everyone contributes an average of $200, we will have $ 4 million and IV WILL have all the resources to resolve all of our problems.....


    WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ???????????


    ANOTHER NEAR FATAL KICK LIKE THE VISA REVERSAL????????????



    WAKE -UP & CONTRIBUTE TODAY IF NOT DONE TILL NOW



    THANKS





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  • nda050325
    02-12 01:07 PM
    Hi KaylaMarie,
    I will answer your questions to the best of my knowledge:

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    Hi All,

    I am currently on h4 visa and have been searching for a h1 sponsorer to do h1 workpermit visa in the coming april 2009 lottery (if there is one).

    I am very new to understand the rules and regulations and seek help from experienced folks here.

    1) If i file a non-profit h1b visa , i was suggested that i can work immediately, is that true?

    ANS: Not sure on this, but have you checked if you can get a non-profit h1 visa sponsor in your field of interest (biotechnology)?

    2) If i file a normal h1b visa, now in the april 2009 lottery, is it ok for me to go back to home country after filing the visa, because even if it gets selected and approved in lottery i can work only from oct 2009 right, so what happens if i go to home country, how can i get stamping because i have not yet started work and will not have any pay stubs.

    ANS: You dont need to worry about paystubs since you are autorized to work only after 1st october. You would need a stamping to reenter US.

    3) I have been searching monster, indeed etc to find a sponsorer for my visa, i attended 2 interviews till now and cleared them too but when it comes to work permit they are not willing to do h1 for me. I have lost all hopes and posting here to find out if there are any companies who are willing to do h1b.

    I am not in software field, i am in to bio technology and i am looking for the post of clinical research coordinator or clinical research associate CRA , CRC.

    If any of you know any company which does h1b for CRA, CRC it would really be helpful if you could post me the link of the company here.

    ANS: Like you yourself wrote, this question is best addressed in a job seeker forum. But You should also realise the current state of the US economy (3.6 million jobs lost so far in the last 14 months).

    Good luck with your trials.



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  • akred
    04-10 12:44 AM
    Try Wells Fargo or Chase. They have been quite good about lending me money for a couple of rental properties.

    Also ask them for rebates as they are eager to get business.

    Another one I came across was Penfed.org. They may work for you since you seem to be borrowing for a primary residence.





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  • theconfused
    04-02 10:21 PM
    Hey Dontcareanymore,

    You are right.

    For other folks, here is the summary -

    1) Got H1B visa stamp valid from August 2007 till August 2010.

    2) Started working from October 2007 and Was laid off in November 2007.

    3) Joined a consultant (IT) in December 2007. Got the training but never pursued any job as did not like the IT field.

    4) Found another job in my field (chemical engineering), filed for H1B (premium processing). Got approved without change of status in March 2008 (I-797B) .

    6) Attorney said that i have an almost brand new H1B visa so don't have to get a new visa but have to bring myself back into status by re-entering into US. Did that in April 2008. Total number of out of status days = 134. Started working for this employer from April till 30 September 2008.

    7) Found another job. Changed the job. Got the I-797A (with I-94). Working with them since October 2008. This new petition is valid from 1 October 2008 till 30 September 2011.

    8) Came to New Delhi for visa stamping on 25th Feb 2010. Had almost 20 to 30 minutes long interview.

    9) First VO asked normal questions such was job duties, salary, last 3 pay stub, W2 form etc.

    10) Then VO found out from the form DS 160 that i have checked on 'out of status' checkbox. She asked what happened. I explained it.

    11) She went to consult someone else. Came back and gave me back all the documents and asked that someone will call me on another counter.

    12) Another lady called me on different counter after 30 minutes. She sounded friendly and gave me a 221 g form (pink). She told me that it will take 6 to 8 weeks to finish the admin processing.

    13) 221 g form had questions like resume, thesis, publication, last 5 travels in US etc.

    14) I asked the lady if i can go back on my current valid visa and new I-797A. She went to consult with someone else and said that yes i can go back if i want to and the embassy will shoot me an email when they need the passport for visa stamping.

    15) With my best judgment, I left India for US on 3rd March 2010. At POE (Chicago), forwarded my passport (work visa valid till August 2010) with the I-797 A (valid till September 2011). CBP officer gave me the I-94 valid till September 2011.

    16) On 16th March 2010, got an email from embassy that they need my passport.

    17) I asked if they have received the clearance. They sent me back the automated message that they need my passport.

    18) Called DOS to know the status. They said that they can only see on their system the information submitted by the embassy and not beyond that. And the latest information embassy submitted was that they need my passport. The also mentioned that they don't have any idea why the embassy needs my passport. And 221 g is not cleared yet.

    19) With best of my abilities, made a decision to go back to India and submit the passport to vfs.

    20) Came to India on 29th March 2010 (early AM) and submitted the passport on the same day.

    21) Passport was sent back to me on 1st April 2010 with the visa stamped.

    22) The new Visa expiration date is 29th March 2012 while I-797A expiration date is September 2011. Why is it so i do not know.

    23) Checked the status on the New Delhi embassy website for 221g and it still says that the case is pending though i have received the visa stamp. It indicates that embassy folks do not update the case status report for 221 g.

    Please feel free to ask any question.

    Thanks a lot to all of you reading this...



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  • chanduv23
    10-29 07:27 PM
    The primary goal is to get people start meeting their lawmakers. We are happy that the response has been very good and people are willing to meet local lawmakers





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  • Ann Ruben
    05-12 03:24 PM
    First, you should file for the extension as soon as possible to give ample time to respond to any possible RFE. To be sure you have enough time to sort everything out, you should consider paying the additional $1000 premium processing fee.

    Second, If your company employs fewer than 25 employees, and more than 7 of them are H-1B visa holders, then your employer is considered H-1B dependant and may have to meet certain requirements with regard to your salary (must be more than $60,000) or credentials (must hold advanced degree).

    Third, if there is an RFE requesting contracts, etc. I would recommend getting a letter from the product company detailing the duration and nature of the relationship with your company and confirming its ongoing nature.



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  • myGC_0507
    05-17 10:14 AM
    My friend filed her H1B transfer at Vermont office in April and got her approval in May (one month).





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  • msp1976
    05-19 04:34 PM
    Any thoughs folks???



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  • paskal
    12-08 11:31 PM
    Dear friends,

    We are hoping to here from members in MN, there is much to be done yet...let us build on the energy from these last days.
    Please visit the Chapters thread in the members only area and post your info and ideas in the MN chapter thread. Thanks!
    OR use this thread if it is just more convenient....





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  • ganguteli
    02-27 01:42 PM
    IMO, you should spend the money yourself instead of depending on the company for GC expenses...

    Why are you worried about the money? Go hire a lawyer and get your GC process started, asking your manager/HR just for the paperwork support. That way it is easier for you and easier for them too...IMO, Asking the company to bear the expenses for GC is too much, especially in this economy.

    As far as H1 is concerned, I guess you need to be in constant touch with your manager and press the issue till she talks to the immigration people and move from there. Talk to your supervisor and ask his help to move the paperwork faster. May be he/she can in turn talk to the HR person to speed things up, without the baloney you are hearing from HR. Also, talk to the lawyer and offer your HR manager that the lawyer can speak to her directly about the issue to speed up things...

    In the meantime, keep your options open and look for another job so that you can transfer your H1 and start fresh...Hopefully if this option works, don't make the mistake of waiting for HR to start your GC process...Just be proactive and do it on your own...

    Why are you giving illegal advice on the forum.
    GC and H1 is employer application and employer should pay for it. It is the law.



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  • ajkastar
    07-27 11:40 AM
    Friends,
    Finally my 485 is approved,
    " On July 26, 2007, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS"

    Long wait is over....
    I thank IV core members and all others for their efforts and information.

    Case details
    EB3 - India
    PD - Nov2003
    RD - Aug 2004
    Approved - 7/26/2007
    RFE - Birth Certificate and 325, Yes replied last Sept.





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  • iv_only_hope
    01-11 11:15 AM
    Yes. I will look into local and state chapter over the weekend. Thanks. If I have to go down, will go with a fight.



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  • plassey
    08-04 07:06 AM
    If what u r saying is correct then I consider you a man of great intelligence, this is truly remarkable.
    lin0722554234
    LIN -> Nebraska
    07 -> Year in 2 digits
    225 -> Number of working days since October 1 2006
    5 -> Default for all electronic data
    4234 -> Serial number for the receipts issued on that day starting with 0001.





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  • krishmunn
    02-10 09:47 AM
    Krish,

    it is not all black and white, if your previous LCA covers the new work location, you should be fine, else a new LCA is required.

    HRPRO

    I am working as FTE (no client). Our office physically moved to a new address within the same Metro area. There is no change in wage requirement as per flcdatacenter. In fact, flcdatcenter consider this as same division.



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  • chantu
    01-15 11:16 AM
    I have one question that I will post here. I do not want to open a new thread.

    I am inviting my in-laws and I filled their DS156 forms online. After filling everything, it generated the pdf file of DS156. In that pdf file, there is one section in upper right hand corner called "DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE". Under that section there is a line (fill in the blanks type) starting with "On ______ by _____ under section 214(b) 221(g) ".

    Now after generating the pdf, the appointment date was automatically put into this section. Example: "On 01 January 2009 by ......".

    I am worried why they put the date there and the date was not there when I took appointment for my parents. I also checked my collegues parents DS156, and the date was still not there. It is Mumbai consulate.

    Can somebody please confirm if they had similar experience and they got their parent's or in-laws visa granted??

    Thanks.





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  • clockwork
    09-06 09:42 AM
    3. Internal memo in USCIS not made public about holding visas for EB3 India etc.

    Hey,
    Can you explain what do you mean by holding visa for EB3 India?
    Thanks -





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  • ChangingJobs
    06-29 10:27 PM
    Here is my situation:

    - I have a valid H1B and EAD through Employer A. My current status is H1B.

    - I am getting offer from Employer B but they are asking me to join on EAD so that I dont have to wait for H1 Trasnfer approval. They are okay in filing for H1 B Transfer at the same time. Here are 2 questions I have:

    1. In case H1 transfer gets denied then will I be able to go back to Employer A and continue on the current H1B ? I really dont want to take the risk of using EAD since if I-485 is denied then I will have to leave immediately.

    2. Will I be able to maintain my H1 B status even if I join on the basis of EAD considering that H1 B transfer application is filed before I join.


    Your answer will be very helpful for me to take the right decision.

    Thanks in Advance





    bekugc
    04-14 04:56 PM
    hi prince,
    regarding ur post, there is a correction.

    holding an Approval notice alone is NOT a valid reason to bypass the transit visa in germany.

    holding a valid visa or Adv parole is good . but not just an appr notice.


    thanks





    cygent
    11-26 08:15 PM
    Thanks Everyone,

    To the person who gave me red with the comment "post the valid reason." That was not necessary, you could have just sent me a message.

    Anyhow, the reason is that the company I trusted & toiled for past 8 years is down the tubes, after having faced years of lies, deceit & false promises. I know it's all my fault for being so trusting, so now I am trying to forget that pain & treatment & just progress moving forward.

    So from what I gather, I can apply for a H1-B now, but it will be only for 1 year? I want to do a "new" H1 instead of a "transfer", since the company finances are a BIG ZERO or -VE, so I have no paystubs to show. And then eventually I want to file new GC with this new company.



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